Thursday, January 19, 2006

Microsoft: Bill....er....Clinton???

Please tell me it's not true!!! Clinton is courting Gates and Gates is courting Clinton!! Rumor has it, that Clinton is interviewing for Microsoft's top spot once current head honcho Steve Ballmer vacates. Clinton has in fact been spotted at Microsoft headquarters. What is this world coming to?? Has Clinton even ever used a computer? Surely, if he has, he didn't turn it on.

Perhaps if it was an honorary title, ya know like the ones colleges hand out to esteemed individuals, I could be more accepting. Or perhaps Gates is looking for more of a celebrity-type notoriety than the dull computer protocol he has built his life around. Or maybe even still, he's looking to circumvent any further DOJ entanglements. The later seems the most likely.

So for now, it's just a rumor, and we 'll have to wait to find out what Bill and Bill have in mind.

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